Victory #1 for the Day:

Boss just walked up to my desk with a huge plate of croissants that look just like this one.

Boss: “Would you like a croissant?”

Me: “Oh, no thank you!  I’m good.”

Boss: “Okay.  I love them!”

Boss is a skinny little Italian lady who can apparently eat croissants to her heart’s content without it showing on the backs of her arms.

I, however, am a beautiful and smart lady who will not give in to the powers of croissants.  I will save up for beer and fries instead…

Boss: 250+ cals
K: 0 cals

Less is more ladies & gents.  I win!